Lance vaulting:
Like pole vaulting but with a lance and instead of a bar to clear there would be a ferocious monster that jumps to a certain height and bites you if you’re to low. Land in a pool of snot rather than a mat.
The mace throw:
Like the hammer throw but with a large spiked mace. The player must spin around and hurl the mace into the pit of the damned (bodiless people that are joined together by their skin, just arms and faces are seen. Lots of groaning). Furthest wins.
Steeple chase:
A play on the name. This event Arthur must chase a steeple that has come to life. Needs to catch it before the end of the course (some form of obstacle course).
Shot put:
Throw a skull not a shot. Lands in some snotty area. Furthest wins.
Bob sledge:
Sat on a shield and instead of snow its molten ash. Must complete the course the quickest.
Long jump:
Clear a pool of flesh eating monsters. Land in snot at the end.
Weight lifting:
Different weight body parts (monster parts – none human) must be lifted above the head and held for 3 seconds.
Archery: Shoot at targets (stretched out on skin).
Rowing:Row across the sea of lost souls the fastest.